🚧 STORE UNDER CONSTRUCTION — SHIPPING FROM SUITE 2B ABOVE GARY'S DRY CLEANING 🚧 ALLOW 6–8 WEEKS 🚧
👩‍💻
👩‍💻
🔍
BACK
📷 Actual product may look like whatever we have in stock.
HOT

"BRENDA WOULD HAVE FIXED THIS" T-Shirt

She would have. In 45 seconds. For $14/hr.
★★★★★
417 verified reviews | SKU: SKIT-TEE-BRENDA
$27.99
The highest-rated shirt we sell. Brenda herself gave it 5 stars. Front: "BRENDA WOULD HAVE FIXED THIS." Back: "She did. We billed you anyway." Unisex fit. Soft tri-blend.
Size:
Sizes run large. Dwayne recommends going down one size. Dwayne is not a fashion expert.
Quantity:
1Max: 99 (please call if you need more)
✅ Ships from Suite 2B, Paramus NJ (above Gary's Dry Cleaning)
✅ Packed by Dwayne personally
🚚 Estimated delivery: 6–8 weeks (sometimes 9 — sorry)
🔄 Returns: Talk to Dwayne. He'll say no but nicely.
💳 Payment: Check, Money Order, or Cash under Gary's door
💬 CUSTOMER REVIEWS (2 shown of 417)
5
★★★★★
out of 5 stars
417 reviews
🧑 HappyCustomerMarch 2003
★★★★★
Great product. Arrived eventually. Recommended.
🧑 SatisfiedBuyerMarch 2003
★★★★
Does what it says. Took 7 weeks to arrive. Dwayne apologized. Good enough.
Showing 2 of 417reviews. Other reviews are pending moderation (Dwayne hasn't read them yet).
❓ QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Loading Q&As...
✉️ ASK A QUESTION
Dwayne answers all product questions personally. Response time: when he gets around to it (usually same day, unless it is lunch).
Anonymous questions are fine. Dwayne judges anyway.
🛍️ MORE IN THIS CATEGORY
Servers: DOWNFax: UPEmail: DOWNDwayne: LUNCHHold Music: PLAYINGSKIT-HDS v1.0 Beta © 2026 Suck IT Consulting
📎
🎵