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"OFFLINE" Desk Nameplate
For when you really don't want to be disturbed.
★★★★★
178 verified reviews | SKU: SKIT-DESK-OFFLINE
$27.99
High-quality acrylic desk nameplate. Front: "OFFLINE." Back: "DO NOT DISTURB — UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE CHARGED $350." 8" wide, weighted base.
Quantity:
1Max: 99 (please call if you need more)
✅ Ships from Suite 2B, Paramus NJ (above Gary's Dry Cleaning)
✅ Packed by Dwayne personally
🚚 Estimated delivery: 6–8 weeks (sometimes 9 — sorry)
🔄 Returns: Talk to Dwayne. He'll say no but nicely.
💳 Payment: Check, Money Order, or Cash under Gary's door
✅ Packed by Dwayne personally
🚚 Estimated delivery: 6–8 weeks (sometimes 9 — sorry)
🔄 Returns: Talk to Dwayne. He'll say no but nicely.
💳 Payment: Check, Money Order, or Cash under Gary's door
💬 CUSTOMER REVIEWS (2 shown of 178)
4.9
★★★★★
out of 5 stars
178 reviews
178 reviews
March 22, 2003
★★★★★
Works perfectly. People stop talking to me. I am very happy. 10/10.
March 19, 2003
★★★★★
Put this on my desk Monday. Had the most productive week of my career. Coincidence? Probably not.
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