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"NOT THE DAVE" Hoodie

Ideal for anyone named Dave.
★★★★★
204 verified reviews | SKU: SKIT-HOODIE-DAVE
$49.99
For legal reasons we cannot say who Dave is. But we can say this hoodie is for anyone who is NOT that Dave. Front text: NOT THE DAVE. Back text: (I was never CTO of anything). Premium fleece. 3 pocket design.
Size:
Sizes run large. Dwayne recommends going down one size. Dwayne is not a fashion expert.
Quantity:
1Max: 99 (please call if you need more)
✅ Ships from Suite 2B, Paramus NJ (above Gary's Dry Cleaning)
✅ Packed by Dwayne personally
🚚 Estimated delivery: 6–8 weeks (sometimes 9 — sorry)
🔄 Returns: Talk to Dwayne. He'll say no but nicely.
💳 Payment: Check, Money Order, or Cash under Gary's door
💬 CUSTOMER REVIEWS (3 shown of 204)
4.8
★★★★★
out of 5 stars
204 reviews
🧑 NotDave2003March 20, 2003
★★★★★
I am not Dave. This hoodie confirms it. Very soft. Very legally defensive. Recommended.
🧑 DefNotDaveMarch 19, 2003
★★★★★
Excellent hoodie. I wear it to avoid being confused with Dave from the "incident." People know I am not Dave now.
🧑 GaryDryCleanMarch 10, 2003
★★★☆☆
Dwayne gave me this as partial rent payment. I wanted cash. It is a comfortable hoodie though. 3 stars.
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