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— Historical entries from the original guestbook (2001–2003) — moderation was manual back then —
Hackensack, NJ | 🌐 mycoolsite.geocities.com
March 22, 2003 | ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐great site!! very professional looking. the blinky text is a nice touch. do you guys do home calls? my AOL is being weird again.
Paramus, NJ
March 18, 2003 | ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐This website is VERY professional and Dwayne worked very hard on it. He stayed up until 11 PM two nights in a row to finish it. I am very proud of him. Also he is single ladies!!
[EDITOR NOTE: This is my mother. I did not ask her to sign this. — Dwayne]
Paramus, NJ
March 12, 2003 | ⭐☆☆☆☆Dwayne came to fix my server and instead broke my monitor, the server, and a ceramic cat that belonged to my wife. He invoiced me for all three as “collateral assessment.” Do not hire these people.
[EDITOR NOTE: The ceramic cat was already cracked and we maintain the invoice was fair. — Dwayne]
Teaneck, NJ | 🌐 itguy4real.tripod.com
February 28, 2003 | ⭐⭐⭐☆☆found your site on the geocities IT webring. nice layout!! the star background is very cool. one feedback: spelling “reasons” as “reesons” in your blog might hurt credibility. just a thought. dwayne please respond
[EDITOR NOTE: “Reesons” is a stylistic choice. — Dwayne]
Paramus, NJ | 🌐 garysdrycleaning.com
February 14, 2003 | ⭐⭐☆☆☆Dwayne this is your landlord Gary. Please fix the printer in my back office like you promised. That was 4 months ago. Also your rent is 3 weeks late. Please respond to my calls. I have left 11 voicemails.
[EDITOR NOTE: Gary I am working on it. The printer situation is complicated. — Dwayne]
The Internet
February 2, 2003 | ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐GREAT SITE!! CLICK HERE FOR RINGTONES!! FREE RINGTONES!! NOKIA RINGTONES!! ALSO PLEASE VISIT www.free-screensavers-not-a-virus.net FOR AMAZING SCREENSAVERS!!!
[EDITOR NOTE: This might be spam but the screensavers are actually pretty good. Keeping it. — Dwayne]
Paramus, NJ
January 27, 2003 | ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆Just to clarify I am not THAT Dave. I am a different Dave. I am a satisfied customer who has never been CTO of anything. Dwayne fixed my laptop and it only took 3 visits and 6 weeks. Very competitive pricing.
Fort Lee, NJ | 🌐 actuallygoodnj.com
January 5, 2003 | ⭐☆☆☆☆Hi this is just a normal satisfied customer definitely not a competitor. I just wanted to say that there are other IT firms in the area that respond faster and charge less. Not pointing fingers. Just saying. This is a normal guestbook entry.
[EDITOR NOTE: This is a competitor. Their site is made in Netscape Composer and it shows. — Dwayne]
— End of historical entries —