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"847 Viruses Detected" Mug
⚠️ Do NOT fill with actual viruses.
★★★★★
67 verified reviews | SKU: SKIT-MUG-VIRUS
$21.99
WARNING: YOUR COFFEE HAS 847 VIRUSES. (It doesn't. It's just coffee.) 15oz oversized format. Premium ceramic.
Quantity:
1Max: 99 (please call if you need more)
✅ Ships from Suite 2B, Paramus NJ (above Gary's Dry Cleaning)
✅ Packed by Dwayne personally
🚚 Estimated delivery: 6–8 weeks (sometimes 9 — sorry)
🔄 Returns: Talk to Dwayne. He'll say no but nicely.
💳 Payment: Check, Money Order, or Cash under Gary's door
✅ Packed by Dwayne personally
🚚 Estimated delivery: 6–8 weeks (sometimes 9 — sorry)
🔄 Returns: Talk to Dwayne. He'll say no but nicely.
💳 Payment: Check, Money Order, or Cash under Gary's door
💬 CUSTOMER REVIEWS (2 shown of 67)
4.8
★★★★★
out of 5 stars
67 reviews
67 reviews
March 2003
★★★★★
Great product. Arrived eventually. Recommended.
March 2003
★★★★☆
Does what it says. Took 7 weeks to arrive. Dwayne apologized. Good enough.
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