📧 DWAYNE'S OUT OF OFFICE GENERATOR™

Need to know when Dwayne will be back? He won't be. But he will send you an automated reply.
Generator v1.0 — built by Dwayne over one lunch break (3.5 hours)

📋 Recent OOO subjects spotted in the wild:
  • “RE: Your email — Dwayne is at Staples again”
  • “Auto-Reply: I am in a parking lot. IT-related.”
  • “OOO: Kyle situation. Do not ask.”
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