🏅 EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
🏆 EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH 🏆
MAY 2026
Photo: taken by Brenda
Staples parking lot, 2001
⭐ WINNER
Dwayne Krupczak
SENIOR IT TECHNICIAN · PARAMUS, NJ
REASON FOR AWARD
Proactively recommended that all clients upgrade to Windows XP, which Dwayne read about in the Paramus Pennysaver. Several clients already had Windows XP. Invoice sent anyway.
TICKETS CLOSED
2
AVG RESPONSE TIME
3.2 wks
CLIENT SATISFACTION
2.2 / 5
REVENUE GENERATED
$4,388
THIS MONTH'S QUOTE
Hard work pays off. If it doesn't, invoice it. That also pays off.
— Dwayne K., accepting the award
📊 THIS MONTH'S VOTING RESULTS
Dwayne K.
93%
Brenda M.
5%
Gary (landlord)
2%
*Gary is not an employee. He is the building landlord. He voted anyway. His vote was not counted. Then it was counted.
📋 AWARD HISTORY — ALL MONTHS
Jan 2003Dwayne K.Only nominee
Dec 2002Dwayne K.Brenda disqualified (sick day)
Nov 2002Dwayne K.Unanimous (1 vote)
Oct 2002Dwayne K.Close race vs. himself
Sep 2002Dwayne K.Brenda abstained
Aug 2002Dwayne K.Dave ineligible (terminated)
Jul 2002Dwayne K.
Jun 2002Dave M.**Award rescinded. See HR file.
May 2002Dwayne K.Automatic (contest suspended)
Apr 2002Dwayne K.
Mar 2002Dwayne K.
Feb 2002Dwayne K.Valentine's Day bonus round
Full history (2001–present) available from Brenda. Ask nicely. She will say no.
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