🎁 DOWNLOADS & ARTIFACTS
Free promotional materials from Suck IT Consulting. These are complimentary. The IT support is not. Print Dwayne's business card. Put it in your wallet. Tell your friends. Dwayne would appreciate it. (He asked us to say that.)
💳 Dwayne's Business Card
Print at home. Cut with scissors. Slip into your wallet. Dwayne would hand these out himself but he ran out in 2004.
💻 SUCK IT CONSULTING
Dwayne A. Mackiewicz
Senior IT Professional & Chief Technology Executive*
📞 1-800-SUCK-IT ext. 1
📧 dwayne@suckitconsulting.com
📠 Fax: 201-555-0199
🏢 Suite 2B, Above Gary's Dry Cleaning
📧 dwayne@suckitconsulting.com
📠 Fax: 201-555-0199
🏢 Suite 2B, Above Gary's Dry Cleaning
“We're On It. Eventually.”™
*Certification status varies. Ask about our rates.
🏆 Certified Sufferer Certificate
Official documentation that you have endured Suck IT Consulting's services. Suitable for framing. Not valid as a tax document. Dwayne signed it.
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🖼️ Desktop Wallpaper (1920×1080)
Set as your desktop background. Impress your colleagues. Dwayne uses this as his wallpaper. Confirmed. Available in one resolution because Dwayne only has one monitor.
🧾 Printable Invoice Template
Blank Suck IT Consulting invoice. Fill in your own line items. Dwayne uses a version of this. His has pre-filled entries. “Blaming User” is already on his template.
Usage rights:These are free for personal use. Do not submit Dwayne's certificate as a real credential. We know you won't but we had to say it. Dwayne did once. It didn't go well.