HELLO WORLD — THIS IS THE SUCK IT CONSULTING BLOG!!
(My First Post. Be Nice Please.)

Hi!! Hello!! Welcome!! My name is Dwayne Krupczak and this is my very first blog post on the brand new Official Suck IT Consulting Blog!! If you are reading this that means the website is working which is a HUGE relief because I have been trying to get BloggerPro 2.1 installed for three weeks and I almost gave up twice.

Quick background: I am the Senior IT Technician and also the founder and also the webmaster and also the receptionist at Suck IT Consulting, located in Suite 2B above Gary's Dry Cleaning on Route 17 in Paramus, New Jersey. We have been in business since 1999. We fix computers and printers and also networks and also sometimes we just come out and look at your computer for $150 and tell you it seems fine.

I have big plans for this blog!! Here is what I am going to post about:

• IT tips and tricks (professional grade)
• Company news and updates
• Reviews of technology equipment I have purchased
• Opinions on things I have read about on the internet
• Maybe some recipes (my mother asked me to include some recipes)

I will try to post at least once a month, or maybe more often if I have things to say, which I usually do. My secretary Brenda says I have too many opinions and not enough qualifications. I disagree with the second part. I have an MCSE certification* and I think that qualifies me to have opinions on technology.

*Pending. 6 of 7 modules. The 7th is about Active Directory and it is very long.

It is currently January 1st, 2001, which means we survived Y2K+1, which some people were also worried about. Nobody calls it Y2K+1 but I am. I think it could catch on. Our servers survived just fine, probably because I stayed up until 11:58 PM monitoring them. At midnight everything was fine. I went home. Brenda had already left at 5 PM like a normal person.

Thank you for reading my first blog post!! Please bookmark this page!! Please tell your friends!! Please also consider calling us for your IT needs — we are very good and also very responsive (response time is currently 4–6 weeks but we are working on it).

Happy Y2K+1 everyone!! This is going to be a great year for technology and also for Suck IT Consulting!!

— Dwayne K., Senior IT Technician, Paramus NJ, January 1, 2001 (written at 1:14 AM, could not sleep after the server monitoring)