🎰 WHEEL OF IT PROBLEMS™
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Note: $25 Wheel Consultation Fee applies per spin. You have been billed.
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Preliminary Diagnostic Invoice — Generated Instantly by Dwayne™
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Net-30. Dwayne's assessment is final. "But it's a simple fix" is not a legal defense.
Brenda concurs but would have charged less. We do not advertise this.